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a person who tells people they don't like negativity in their life but in reality they're the negative one
hey do you want to go out for lunch - person

sure- mom

at lunch

I want this - person

no you cant have that you are too fat

then starts this whole big thing- mom
by Josh parry. December 18, 2022
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Jeff:My mom said you can come over
Joe:Ur mom hot
by PurpleLovesJason<3 April 1, 2022
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Your mom

The most powerful fucking roast of the face of the earth if you find someone daring enough to say this be careful you might be killed by this powerful roast
YOUR MOM
by Dino nuggie 420 July 23, 2021
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Mom

Doesnt give a shit if she ruined your birthday by not getting a game she told you she would get for your birthday and then acts like your the asshole when you get mad at her for only buying you shirts instead.
Me:why the fuck did you only buy me two shirts and a football when you told me you were getting me a game.

Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17

Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15
by Lodgan slayer December 8, 2018
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mom can i have food
by real Assyrian March 22, 2019
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ur mom

the best response to any non yes or no question can be stopped by no u
jim:what was that?
bob:ur mom
jim:no u
bob: hi mom
by i have no name bruh June 21, 2022
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being gay when u roast someoe
ur mom is so fat
by avra354 May 11, 2023
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