by big dick vinlying March 17, 2025
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girl 1: damn I just fell in love with a short king I literally cry whenever he's not with me I want him and I to last forever
girl 2: short guys are lame
girl 1: just look at this video of him drinking
girl 2: dammmnn he is so sexy with his tanned skin, bleach mohawk and mini hoop earrings, i can see why you don't give a fuck about his height he looks like the brown 5 foot version of MGK
girl 1: yeah MGK is his fav artist and his biggest inspo
girl 2: I need to get me a edgy cool short king like that
girl 2: short guys are lame
girl 1: just look at this video of him drinking
girl 2: dammmnn he is so sexy with his tanned skin, bleach mohawk and mini hoop earrings, i can see why you don't give a fuck about his height he looks like the brown 5 foot version of MGK
girl 1: yeah MGK is his fav artist and his biggest inspo
girl 2: I need to get me a edgy cool short king like that
by cutemiddleeasternwomanforever April 12, 2024
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by raoz December 2, 2011
Get the Auzzie-King mug.King Cliff is a true urban legend. What started a nick name evolved into a title. Cliff excelled at everything he tried. He is a top snow skier, businessman, achiever, explorer & lover.
Origin:
Cliff became the best skier out of all his buddies. In Australia Thredbo is the premier resort and our stomping ground. One of the crew said "your the king of the mountain Cliffy, the king of Thredbo". Then King Cliff the king of Thredbo.
👑IamKingCliff.
Origin:
Cliff became the best skier out of all his buddies. In Australia Thredbo is the premier resort and our stomping ground. One of the crew said "your the king of the mountain Cliffy, the king of Thredbo". Then King Cliff the king of Thredbo.
👑IamKingCliff.
by IamKingCliff July 8, 2022
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announcer 2: Steven Kwan goes King Kwan on that pitch!
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