pulled a jack warner

To pull a Jack Warner is to pull out of something at the last minute.

You: So what time are we meeting him?
Me: Ahh we're not anymore he pulled a Jack Warner 10 minutes ago.

by Spaghetti1245 July 17, 2009

lumber jack off

a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the tree loses. The loser must rub the seamen on his axe for grip and then cut down the tree in order to produce fire wood for the campsite.

We ran out of fire wood on our camping trip and we decided to have a lumber jack off to designate a bitch to get more wood.

by BonerJammin' April 7, 2009

jack kelly murphy

A fucking dickhead

Jack kelly murphy why did you kill my parrot

by You know u killed my parrot August 14, 2017

Pussy Faced Jack

A man named jack, who has a pussy face. white trash long greasy blonde hair. Shower Bi-weekly; offen smelly like a rotten pussy. Plus his face is so terribly un kept hairy mess that it looks like an amish pussy. Go Fuck Your Self Jack.

Who was that? Oh its just pussy faced jack, he wants to come over. Tell him to go fuck himself.

by thisy guy June 7, 2010

jack rabbit sex

As portrayed in Sex and the City, it is highly aggressive, fast-paced sex, resembling that performed by jack rabbits, or small dogs. It is essentially masterbating with a woman, chracterized by a pound-pound-pound-pound sequence. Men sometimes think it compensates for having a small penis or a partner with a particularly deep vagina, but really it's often painful for the woman.

"Ow, I'm still sore from that jack rabbit sex I had last night. I can hardly walk"

by J Bag January 3, 2006

crusty jack rag

a rag used to catch your load that hasn't been washed in a while.

my little daughter came in to the room holding my crusty jack rag.

by texliam May 14, 2007

Mommy/Daddy Jacking

When an annoying person, with equally annoying children, decide to insert their children into a conversation where it was otherwise un-warrented.

Steve: "I just got my degree!"

Annoying person: " well I don't have time for a degree, between projectile vomit coming from 8 kids and me being a parent I barely have time for myself."

Steve: "nice Mommy/Daddy Jacking, asshole. Nobody cares."

by GreenWeenie6100 June 24, 2017