Locker Guy

He's amazingly attractive. Has a great smile, a sexy body, and great eyes. Makes you laugh when you really need it. He is very caring and has many, MANY talents (;
He's the best friend of all the athletes and definitely knows how to treat a girl. Makes you feel complete and wanted. Knows what to say when you're having a rough day
P.s. if you know a locker guy, and don't talk to him, you're missing out on the greatest opportunity the world has to offer, so i suggest you get to know that sexy beast!

Damn that guy is sexy, must be the locker guy of my life (:
i love my locker guy (:

by locker girl(; November 20, 2012

All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

Guy pretty

When a girl is seen as being pretty or beautiful in a guys eyes. Whereas girl pretty is when a girl can be considered really pretty by other girls but guys do not find her attractive. A girl can be both, but often if she refers to herself as girl pretty it’s usually because guys do not find her attractive even though she is in other girls opinions.

“Did you see Jenna wore ribbons in her hair today?”

“She’s so girl pretty, guys don’t like that shit.”

“Really? I’ve always thought she was guy pretty.”

by ur_local-jit November 16, 2023

Fall Guys

Playing fall guys is a weird way to express your homosexuality.

Tim: -Can I suck you off?
Jeff: -That's a weird way to say that you play fall guys

by Drake21canyoudosmthforme November 8, 2022

That guy

The person that nobody wants to be

Wow man way to ha "that guy"

by 1_cinnamon_1 December 8, 2014

Kufteta Guy

A special Bulgarian meatball that can be used to describe someone who is fat.

The guy in front of us is ordering so much food. What a kufteta guy.

by Mikson March 1, 2024

Find Your Gundam Guy

A romance story that can be told in 4 photos. 1- random flex of obscure interest (Gundam) in your DMs, 2- DMs get better, 3- unexpectedly meeting and 4. pledging eternal love . Taken from the tweet by @mitsurutenma 11/22/17, retweeted 121k 🤍 388k

- I hate being single
-Don’t worry , someday you’ll Find Your Gundam Guy.

by jmjEagle November 22, 2022