The Term Mayo Dick is that similar to the term Ketchup Dick as it relates to firefighters. A mayo dick on the other hand is typically a Burned out EMT, Paramedic or First Responder. A typical mayo dick is an individual who feels Fire Departments are pointless and waste taxpayer dollars to have shiny new trucks and fancy gear. Most mayo dicks feel EMS is the only public service that should be funded by municipalities. A mayo dick will typically be white and jiggly and have done the bare minimum when it comes to exercise. You can often times find a mayo dick sitting with their feet up in a lazy chair getting off to the shows Trauma, Live Fire or night watch.
by Ilovecats99 April 7, 2022
Get the Mayo Dickmug. When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.
Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.
by SomeFuckingLoser May 25, 2018
Get the Chip and Dickmug. Hey did you hear that Josh Cuntfield landed himself in Dick Debt last night with the Blair Bitch Project? Man that is the 5th kid and it will will be the debt of him. Wear a condom.
by MartMart210 August 27, 2020
Get the Dick Debtmug. wasting time; fucking around
The term was used, and possibly coined, by Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds in season 7, episode 5 (Storm of the Century) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
The term was used, and possibly coined, by Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds in season 7, episode 5 (Storm of the Century) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
by RhinestoneTiger June 12, 2022
Get the pussy-dickingmug. 1. To have committed a blunderous misstep, typically resulting in a significant loss of money, power, or influence.
“Thanks, Harry. Because of you, a client who was bringing in 35% of our revenue is now going to another company. Way to drop the dick on this one.”
“It looked like he was going to win, but he dropped the dick in the 6th round and got knocked out.”
“It looked like he was going to win, but he dropped the dick in the 6th round and got knocked out.”
by Bdaddyt July 14, 2018
Get the DROPPED THE DICKmug. When a group of friends choose someone on their friends list and deface their wall with photos of penises, things that look like penises, and things generally penis-related, so that the only things present when someone visits is things involving penises.
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Aw man, I left Facebook for an hour and you guys totally gave me a dick wall. You're a bunch of jerks.
Holy crap! I got dick walled by Carey, Kym, Matt, Dave, and Jen while I was asleep! I guess I should make my profile friends-only now, in case this happens again. Don't want the boss to see it by accident.
Aw man, I left Facebook for an hour and you guys totally gave me a dick wall. You're a bunch of jerks.
Holy crap! I got dick walled by Carey, Kym, Matt, Dave, and Jen while I was asleep! I guess I should make my profile friends-only now, in case this happens again. Don't want the boss to see it by accident.
by thescinema December 1, 2011
Get the dick wallmug. by Sdenny22 October 10, 2016
Get the Snicker dickmug.