King of MeWe

A pathetic person who gives themselves a self proclaimed title on a website full of idiots. They are very sad and pathetic person for doing so.

Person 1: Did you hear that Bob said he is the King of MeWe?
Person 2: That guy is so sad.

by ButtManReturnofTheButt October 12, 2020

King Crimson

I DONT FUCKING KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, SO STOP ASKING ME.

A: "Yo bro do you know how king crimson works?"
B: "Kill yourself."

by Romanul_Rus April 30, 2024

Bondi King

When you are the best motorcycle racer in all of Sydney Australia, and you do the Bondi Run every night and claim that you are better than everyone else in all aspects of life.

I am now the Bondi King and now am better than you.

by DirtyDobz April 7, 2024

King Double Ceramic Knives

King Double Ceramic Knives! Knives of the world! The go near ceramic knives, a never rust, color and changed. Healthy and environmental product. Then keep original taste and color of food. When cutting vegetables, fruit, or meat. This is a 7-inch black mirror blade ceramic knife, beautiful and sharp. Hold ceramic still, shaaa, and the surface advantages for mobbing kitchen brooms. Look! You can cut 500 pieces of paper with it completely just for once. Our eyes will be stimulated when we use stew knives to cut onion, even will be tearful. Look! I'm okay, even when I put an onion on my eye now. So, ceramic knives all some advantages while stew knives didn't hon. If you use a blunt knife to cut ginger, the ginger chips will not be very smooth. Whether is to cut ginger's chips or small slices very easy and flexible. For beef, only food or likely, you can get ever each out of thing beef son. Look, this is a wood. I use my ceramic knife just like to cut a potato. Look at the slices! It will be very convenient if you have a ceramic knife and home. Multi-functional and non-magnetic. Look, the pieces are so thin. Good too for business dinner vegetables carving. People always afraid that ceramic knives can not be fooled, but King Double Ceramic Knives will not be damaged so easy. Don't worry for your carelessness. A matter you fall out sideways or vertically it will be okay still nothing damaged. Dear friends, Ceramic Knives will make your life better. Enjoy your life. Thank you.

I could not enjoy my life until I got some King Double Ceramic Knives. Now my life is made better!

by wifiroutermoneromining December 4, 2022

E-King

a mysterious figure who lurks on the internet

I am the E-King

by Uga Dooga Woo April 23, 2024

King Cuck

It's important to understand the meaning of being "cucked" first - when you are in the process of completing a task, and another individual/event prevents you from successfully accomplishing that task. An individual who gets "cucked" on a daily (or more frequent) basis, can be labeled as a "king" of getting "cucked".

Note: Definition is derived from an individual who finds pleasure in seeing their significant other with another man, the word is then extrapolated further into everyday life and activities

Series of events happening on the same day: Stolen parking spot when backing into it, favorite bathroom stall is being used, someone changes your song on the aux, the cute girl at the bar uses you for a drink only, dinner reservation is canceled for coming 5min late - I've become a King Cuck

by Pico64827 August 24, 2023

Rat king

Hitting off of multiple dab pens/carts at once

Bro jack is the total Rat king, He got high as hell

by Sskailyn June 25, 2023