arch simp

The highest of all simps. The best of the worst. A way to suggest someone is climbing out of an undesirable position while still being acknowledging they are not quite out of the life.

"I heard they was a simp"
"Yeah well they're more like an arch simp now, at least they're trying"

by 0db April 2, 2021

Simp King

King Simp or Simp King is a male who is overly desperate for the approval of women and will use anything at his disposal by (sacrificing his money, power, his time, his freedom, his manhood, his dignity or his self-esteem) to get a woman to love him.

Michael B. Jordan is a Simp King for bowing down to Lori Harvey.

by #TheQuickness April 3, 2021

Simp

Simp:

Super
Intense
Minecraft

Player

Persom 1: Hey I grinded full netherite in my minecraft world in 2 days! 😎

Person 2: your a simp

by Silva_R27 April 3, 2021

Simp

Simp is a contraction for Simpleton , Simpleton is a contraction for Simple Person.

ie: you are a stupid, simple person for misunderstanding the meaning of the word.

'All these Simp's keep making up their own definitions for a word already established.'

Josey " My friend is such a Simp, he buys me everything and we don't even fuck!' Josey's friend " That doesn't even make sense, shut the fuck up you Simp'

by Braybee April 4, 2021

Simp

Someone who talks to a girl like they are the best thing in the world.

Jerry is a fucking simp, all he does is talk to kayla all day about spongebob

by Gxabriell April 5, 2021

National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place on the 6th April of each year.
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform

Person 1: "Hey, how are you celebrating National Simp Day?"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"

by xXx_Rawr_Baby_xXx April 6, 2021

Simp

Someone who thinks they can give someone everything and automatically be in a relationship, often losing everything in the process, and usually gets used for it.

Yo bro, Johnny's a SIMP, my guy

by Sadamin April 6, 2021