Brazil Nut Job

Death caused by the over-consumption of Brazil Nuts. The condition is referred to by medical authorities as selenosis, which can also include symptoms such as garlic odor on the breath, gastrointestinal disorders, hair loss, sloughing of nails, fatigue, irritability and neurological damage.

Man 1: Yo man, you hear about Justin?
Man 2: Nah, what happened?
Man 1: Brazil Nut Job!
Man 2: Poor guy! I guess he had it coming with how many of those things he ate.
Man 1: Yeah, I guess we should've known. Dude's breath had been kickin like Bruce Lee for days now.
Man 2: If we could only go back...

by P_Nuts March 25, 2011

numbnut (num-nut)

numbnut (num-nut)

an extreame state of idiocrocy and/or stupididy

numbnut (num-nut)

adj.

dan is such a numbnut

person1: what up numbnuts

person2: well keep talking and you will be

by wackjobg January 7, 2010

post-nut coma

the condition of lethargy and stupidity a man often experiences after busting a nut.

Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.

by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011

bohemian nut gallery

An artisitic presentation wherein passersby showcase their testicles against the outside of a framed exterior window pane for patrons dining in an exquisite restaurant to view, leaving an opaque film, similar to a fingerprint, for all to see.

(culprits) "Hey, let's go leave a bohemian nut gallery for the rich a**holes in that restaurant we got kicked out of last week."

(rich a**hole) "Honey! What is that smudge on the window?"
"Mother of God... that's a bohemian nut gallery!"

by snug harbor 407 December 4, 2009

nippy nut toss

the act of an orgy consisting of men tea bagging in the snow

man i've been to 5 nippy nut tosses this winter

by cVallDay October 17, 2008

Strawberry-nut-sucker

A man who loves strawberry ice-cream. Also more commonly known as one who blows goats, and packs fudge. Synonyms are: analfish, cumguzzler, ball-chinnigan, poo-stain-balls-man.
Antonyms are: coffee ice-cream lover

Man 1:"I really prefer having strawberry ice-cream over coffee ice-cream, especially when I'm making out with dudes"

Man2:"dude your such a strawberry-nut-sucker"

by Ice-cream man April 2, 2011

Flying Jumbo Nuts

When you put a penut into a elephant toy and throw it at a friend and yell FLYING JUMBO NUTS. The person who gets karsploosed by the jumbo nuts is out of this game. This game is native to Libiya.

Damn Fubar is good at flying jumbo nuts

by Fubar owns u February 22, 2010