brown silo of love

Like the long, round narrow space that is used by some men, particularly farmers, to pack hay into, this cavity is also of roughly a similar shape, but on a smaller scale. It is also used for packing purposes by certain men who exhibit homosexual tendencies, particularly by the force exerted through the oscillation of the shaft of their penis. It is described as brown because of the burnt-amber coloration of the stool that sometimes adheres to the glans of the penis during its oscillatory motion, as well as other objects that are inserted, such as carrots and gerbils. The term may or may not be used when the two or more males involved in the interaction have romantic and emotional connections with each other.

Bruce: Hey, you sexy thang. Do you know what the most romantic part of me is??

Evan: It's your brown silo of love, right hon?

Bruce: That's it, baby. Now bust out that love muscle o' yers!

by Agent Napalm March 9, 2014

Brown Star Orchestra

A long, often melodious, string of farts. Especially in a public restroom.

Pardon me, I didn't realize the Brown Star Orchestra was about to start playing.

by anonymouscle October 14, 2014

Bring the browns to the superbowl

Probably the most awesome refferance to the simple task of nature : Taking a shit.

Bro1: Are you coming soon ?
Bro2: Yeah, I just have to bring the browns to the superbowl..
Bro1: Ok, be quick!

by Leathel January 21, 2015

Brown filtered cigarettes

Touching the filtered end of an unlit cigarette to one's asshole and returning it to the package. Keep an extra pack of these to give to moochers or people you don't like.

Boyce always chuckled to himself as his targets placed the brown filtered cigarettes in their mouths.

by Boyce Blanco August 11, 2017

Brown eye blindfold

A pair of well-worn underpants.

Man, I can’t belive these brown eye blindfolds made it another round in the wash.

by CaptainTragedy October 6, 2018

Full Brown Jacket

When you're doing anal and she leaves a thin coating of shit on your dick

Man 1: "how did last night go?"
Man 2: "pretty bad. We did anal and she gave me the full brown jacket"
Man 1: "oh shit, I'm so sorry"

by ThePussyTickler December 16, 2019

governor-jerry-brown

She knows how to make every person happy individually. Her jokes can put a smile on anyones face no matter how sad they are. She knows the best and most affective way to make your life better. Shes always there when you need her, and is the baddest bitch you’ll ever lay your eyes on.

Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*

by gingrrbabez September 13, 2019