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smoke slap

The act of blowing smoke in a person's face so as to challenge them to a smoke duel.
Aww shit. That bitch just got smoke slapped.
by r4jd November 20, 2010
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slap happy grandpappy

in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor

oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy
by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021
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Guantanamo bitch slap

The action of water boarding your partner and simultaneously slapping them with your flaccid penis.
Oh baby, gimme that Guantanamo bitch slap tonight.
by Bugboy22 December 31, 2021
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Decuple slap

To have out witted you’re adversary so man time that the defense got held a 7 and we let them kick for 3
Aye sen that patriots game lass night man I swear to good nes man they have decuple slapped thes mufuckas man on so many levels like j esus is gonna be raining down on them so hard from this ass whooping
by Nippi kay June 18, 2021
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Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)
Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"
by Waferthyme September 6, 2018
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Salmon Slapping

When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.
I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.
by #Bow_Nerd August 9, 2021
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slap ass day

janurary 4th is the slap ass day

where anyone needs to slap their partner's or crush's ass
SO: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
You: "it's slap ass day"
by Naku :3 January 2, 2023
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