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bean hub

uh ima go on bean hub
by vgugf February 1, 2021
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Beaning

The act of shoving one or two beans up somebody’s dick hole and making them cum the beans out
I was just beaning one of my friends and it was awesome
by MrCumMan May 1, 2023
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Bean

The name of someone who most likely cant tell left from down
Fucking bean at it again
by Not Noot August 30, 2021
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Bean Fajita

When someone puts their anus on a stick and starts throwing up.
by Not you Not me September 20, 2017
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Bean Addict

Addiction to beans is very serious. Its when a person is very obsessed with beans and always talks about them. Bean addicts or as they like to call themselves 'professional bean' or 'bean enthusiast' always like to tell people random facts about beans. They also listen to bean songs. I, myself, know a bean addict their name is Caitlin and their addiction is slowly getting worse, she always tells me random bean facts and sends me bean pics. I am very concerned for her mental health. If you too know someone with this problem please get them treated before it starts spiralling out of control, after it gets to that stage there is no going back. So please get help for your bean loving friends and family members. (Don't worry about Caitlin she will be fine... i hope.) Also take note that large consumptions of beans can cause severe, aggressive farting issues.
Person1: omg i think that girl is a Bean Addict.
Person2: oh yeah thats Caitlin.
Caitlin: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS
by NakedRoleMat33 November 20, 2021
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Cool as beans

To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.
Alex was cool as beans all summer long.
by El Toros May 21, 2021
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Bean

Nice sexy smooth Bean strong and irresponsible
by chops68 July 23, 2018
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