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by hjchxbwhcb hw March 8, 2020
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A chubby Chinese kid named Cactus who likes a girl named Shouq.
Someone: Yo did u hear what happened with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No, what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!
by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020
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A simp( also known as a ruben) is putting a girls interests over the boys and favoring a females opinion over the boys
Person 1: Lmao jeremiah is being such a simp
Person 2: omg ikr he loves sophie wayyy to much
by David beardsworth March 21, 2020
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someone that is gives money and acts sad to girls just for a hug
"Hey look at Keldon he's such a simp"
by massivecockfucker March 22, 2020
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Squirrels. In. My. Pants. Referring to the iconic Phineas and Ferb song that cameo-d on their show.
My dude. I love SIMP so much.
by Simp2999999 June 2, 2020
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The type of people that are wayyyyyyy too common on the internet (especially with men). They make pretty privilege wayyyyyyyyy more prominent on the internet than in real life. Don't believe me? See Pokimane, Belle Delphine, Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Charlie D'Amelio, and Ssoyoung (which IMO is the worst case of pretty privilege, since she has literally tortured and ate animals ALIVE, yet some simps are still defending her).
I swear Twitch is only hiring the simpiest and most submissive simps in the world as moderators. A girl having sex on stream only gives them a 7-Day-Ban for an offense that's at least 30-Day-Ban worthy, but a male streamer got Permabanned for a more minor offense that he apologized for.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
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A person who does way too much for a person they like (flying across a country to meet them)
by Taunthom99 October 13, 2020
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