Meat Slap

(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat

I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim

My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"

by Wavy gang March 02, 2024

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Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

by Flaming sausage August 14, 2021

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To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁

Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.

by therealslimshaney72 September 25, 2017

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In the month of October it was slap ass month, But the manifestation continues into November along with No Nut November and slap sitting month!

Girl 1: Ow! Why did you slap my ass October is over!
Boy 1: Yeah But its still slap november!

by Korby October 24, 2019

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in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor

oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.

1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy

by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021

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An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023

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This day, tobey can slap anyone.

Ay bro. ITs October 22, national tobey slap day. mind if I Tobey slap ya?

by TObeySlapDay October 22, 2020

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