Another way to say "Thats the way the cookie crumbles"'

Used to say that there's nothing you could've done to change the outcome of something
Person 1: "Damn i just got fired from my job"

Person 2: "Well, y'know what they say: thats the way the fish flops!"
by Nopyyy October 25, 2023
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dried fish

A girl/woman with a flat chest; no breasts
"Her chest was as flat as a dried fish"

"Omg so true"
by the.weird.person February 17, 2017
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Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.
John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
by DaDefinition January 25, 2023
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Go Fish

When you are given an offer of employment that does not meet your criteria or desired wage
When John was offered $300 a week to be a circus prostitute but had asked to be compensated what is $400 a week he told them no thanks,… “Go fish
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Fish Tank

A euphemism used to describe the sounds of a water pipe, in order to circumvent reporting/recording in the Playstation Party Chat.
Bro, listen to this new Fish Tank I just bought

*Rips tube over mic*
by Steve Downes November 22, 2020
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Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”
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Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”
by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020
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