Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 14, 2021

slapped flange

To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁

Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.

by therealslimshaney72 September 25, 2017

Slapped the rock

To experience a dramatic and irreversible downfall in one's career, reputation, or personal life, often as a result of a single, highly publicized mistake or controversy. Derived from the infamous moment when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars, marking a pivotal point in Smith’s public image and career trajectory.

Example 1:
“After that last movie flop and the scandal with his personal life, it looks like his career really slapped the rock.”

Example 2:
“Man, that social media meltdown? He definitely slapped the rock with that one.”

by ContraVirtual December 19, 2024

Turkey Slice Slap

The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.

"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"

"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."

"I don't, I lied. I hate you"

by Pancake Human May 09, 2024

National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)

If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.

"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)

by notkenzieee October 23, 2023

Knucle slap

verd,noun
n, a type of hit in which you are hit in the face with the knucles of someones hand this hurts more then an average slap and somettimes more than a punch. v, the action of this

dude1: dude whats wrong with your jaw it looks like you were hit in the face with a lead pipe

dude2: that fucking cunt steve knucle slaped me

by Wise old Buck March 29, 2009

slap a hoe

if there is a hoe is your life then slap them and hit them like no other

time to slap a hoe!!

by urmomislit April 20, 2019