October 28th

National Fly to Massachusetts and Suck Billy’s Dick Day.

Oh god it’s october 28th, time to fly to massachusetts and slob on his dick.

by bigppguy6969 October 27, 2020

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October 25th

National kiss your boyfriend on the lips day. You have no choice

Boy: oh hey
Girl: kisses boyfriend
Boy: why
Girl:its october 25th! national kiss your boyfriend on the lips day

by Sneezingchicken October 24, 2019

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Red October

The time of year that is synonymous with asset devaluation. Over the last 400 years of the Stock Market, the month of October has been the month that assets values plummeted, more than other.

“We are running low on our money we stole from the Great Depression!!!! We must start planning and searching for a New Red October!!!

“I cant wait till Red October. I’m going to get so many hookers and put them up all over the world so when I travel places there’s always a hooker waiting for me.

“Let’s rent the movie “The Hunt For Red October” with Sean Connery and a bunch of other actors from the United Kingdom.”

by Brian schwisow January 21, 2023

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October 25th

Worldwide eyebrow shaving day is on October 25th, and originated from a small English trading city called Liverpool. The official name is Scouse Browswhen you shave off all your brows and draw them badly.

Person 1: Wheee are you eyebrows?
Person 2: They ae right here. *Points to badly drawn brows*
Person 1: Oh yes, it's October 25th after all.
Person 1 and 2: *Both laugh*

by [sh]e [hit] [on] ti[me] October 26, 2019

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