31/08/2004

Day a true future billionaire was born. He is the fucking goat and treats the people around him like a treasure. He is a fucking gem.

Hey Jacob!

What's up?

Good, just checking up my 10-digits bank account.
Oh! Thatt's because of your birthday. Was it on 31/08/2004?
Yes it was!

by Sizedoesmatterxdd March 16, 2021

mezoo_013

hot sexy man dilf man whore want to send us some with ur sexy bank account and ur sexy moms cousin

mazen is such a mezoo_013.

by DILF!@(38 April 6, 2021

C-002

Yet another spelling of c2. A c-002 is someone who steals granola bars, makes fake friendships, and forces all of their friends to give up their granola bars.

Person 9999: Hey, want to be friends?

C-002: Sure.

Person 9999: ...

C-002: What are you waiting for? Give me your granola bars!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

cc:0d:f2:03:bf:34

When your in close contact with a super computer or super tower.

cc:0d:f2:03:bf:34 1m being stalked by an ip

by Magnet!face! April 20, 2021

21/04/21

Today is touch Sofia's hair day. If you have a friend called Sofia feel free to give them headpats and play with their hair!

"ew why are you touching my hair get off"
"No, its touch sofia's hair day, its 21/04/21!"

by Sabre.fox April 21, 2021

cream0_0pie

THE BEST PERSON EVER, IM MAKING A FAN PAGE FOR THEM, THERE SO UNDERRATED AND FUNNY JEIJRIJFIRJFIRJFIRJCIRJF

boy 1: have you seen cream0_0pie
Non-binary: no?
Boy 1: makes sense BUT THERE SO COOL 😎

by Acorn 👀 April 29, 2021

daddyplagg_00

hot

“dayummm is that @daddyplagg_00 she’s so fine 🤤🤤!”

by dirtybitch💗 May 1, 2021