Bleach your Rainbow

not wanting to depress someone when they are happy or thinking that they are right about something

Im soooo in love with Susie Salmon, she is Perfect"....
"Well I hate to bleach your rainbow but Susie Salmon has Herpes!!!!"

by cuntslap September 25, 2009

shitting on your face

Approximately the same idea as "just messing with you."

Did you know that I met the president? Nah, not seriously, I'm just shitting on your face!

by Jorge Juan de Fuca January 4, 2010

L your D

Someone who uses acronyms to talk which is trying to say your going to give them a blowjob. L short form for lick and D for Dick. B could also be switched or added for L your D and/or B meaning balls.

Crazy acronym girl: Thanks for the ride. If you want I'll L your D.

by Linage January 19, 2010

place your forehead

A phrase instructing the subject to rest his/her forehead on a specified object (such as a table) so that the subject is bent over and easily accessible for doggy-style sexual intercourse.

This phrase is used while slapping the object that the forehead should be placed on with your fingertips, similar to the way the phrase "knock on wood" requires knocking a table.

So you want a good grade on this test, Nancy? *taps the desk* Time to place your forehead.

by Chode Sandwich May 6, 2005

shut your neck

Australian expression meaning "shut up" or more politely "be quiet" used often as a rebuke to something someone has said to you.

"oh mate that pimple on your nose is growin it looks bloody hideous"

reply "shut your neck"

by gazzarlo March 8, 2009

Here's your $0.65

A phrase used as an argument for when somebody says something so good about a product that it seems like they're being paid by the company themselves.

This phrase derives from the 2009 scandal involving Belkin, where employees of Belkin hired people on Amazon's 'Mechanical Turk' to write positive reviews about their products - in return for 65 cents.

Fred: Oh my god, this TV has everything anybody could ever want in a TV. It sounds amazing, the picture quality is amazing, and it has loads of features such as 100Hz scanning, an integrated OTA digital tuner and other things! It is amazing! Buy it; you won't be disappointed!

Bob: Erm...okay. Here's your $0.65.

by monban January 20, 2009

balls in your butthole

When your balls are literally in your butthole

Tim was strolling down the street when all of a sudden his anus swallowed both his testicles, therefor his balls were in his butthole. Which brings us to the term "balls in your butthole"

by Literally that guy February 10, 2015