A fat man`s ball sweat
by the floppy couters March 27, 2015
Get the chicken butter shupmug. stuff that comes out of a peen
by goober butter creater April 26, 2021
Get the goober buttermug. by asscheeks420 August 4, 2021
Get the buttered noodlesmug. all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual
musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
by 254goblinz March 20, 2021
Get the carpet buttermug. Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.
Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020
Get the Penis Butter Sandwichmug. A term for “almond milk” commonly used in Amish-populated areas, particularly Ohio and Pennsylvania.
Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”
by LostGirl1231 February 12, 2024
Get the liquid nut buttermug. by mansoo June 5, 2012
Get the bread and butter missmug.