Beaning

The act of receiving a footjob from the woman behind the counter of a Spar Deli using Heinz Beans

“Hey, what time are we beaning at?”

by #1 Dole Merchant November 3, 2023

The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.

The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown

by Garads July 9, 2024

beaning

two beans being beans together

"you are my favourite bean"

"and you are my lil smol bean"
"we are beaning together"

by poffelcopter June 10, 2017

Bean

An edible seed, typically kidney-shaped, growing in long pods on certain leguminous plants.

"points are scored by landing the bean bags on the board"

by Sharktopus vs. Cyberterminator October 4, 2025

mr bean

izadean

mr bean is bold

by General Stones April 14, 2025

Beans

“Maidenless ah boi

Creedin “beans” corrigal is actually Maidenless and it’s insane -Daws

by A Silly Rat April 10, 2022

Out of beans

When you run out of ammunition.

Oh crap, I am out of beans.

by Chilly_ December 5, 2017