Moon Bag

The bag of profits you secure from an investment that has mooned.

Bro my crypto went up a kajillion percent. Cashed out a nice moon bag. Gonna go buy a Lambo now. Skrrt skrrt!

by LowerCasel September 5, 2021

Cookie Bag

Weed in a aluminum bag from a weed shop

U got dat cookie bag

by Tristan Freeman May 5, 2021

juice bag

Employée at Joe & The Juice (m). Not in the slightest interested in service, but more concerned with lazily hanging around, sporting the thinnest of mustaches, wearing hats indoors, and burning bread.

Derives from the word 'Douchebag'

"Wow. As though the smell of burned bread from Joe & The Juice isn't enough, the juice bag behind the counter tried to hit on me."

by DK-slang November 14, 2017

Shit bag

When you throw a bag of steaming hot shit at your fucking bitchy Karen neighbor

Karen-I'm calling the police
You-Fuck you Karen take this (throws shit bag at neighbor)
Karen-What the fuck did you throw dog shit at me you don't have a dog

You-That's not dog shit that's my shit you whore

by Y0ungDaggerDick September 11, 2020

Bag of twig

A bag of cannibus sativa. Coined by the workshop club.(a vicious gang straight outa hoodstock, georgia)

Hunter: Wats good mane?

Eric: Maaan we finna get a bag of twig.

by Jewseph23 May 16, 2009

Toe bag

Ugly
Slow walker/runner

Stupid person

Ew you like James, he's such a toe bag

by Sopalop October 13, 2017

Douche Bag

Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.

Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.

What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.

by NMFSD February 20, 2011