Simp

Someone who puts themself in a submissive position under women to win over there affections.

Typically someone named John.

Bro 1: That one nigga in your class is straight simpin', bruh.
Bro 2: Yeah, for real bro. His names John so it's not much of a surprise.

by Pussy.69 March 5, 2020

sarvente simp

1. some crazy fuck who simps for a nun from a discontinued FNF mod named Sarvente (Sarv for short).

While some are just too damn horny to exist, there are only a handful that are actually sane.

2. Literally me

Person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

Me: Ok bro, i think you need a checkup fr 💀

(not like i'm a sarvente simp too, plus i'm not even THAT horny for her)

by Alleg69 November 18, 2023

Simp

Not you my guy

Richard: "dammit bro stop being a simp"
Chavez: "sorry bro I can't help it"

by TrappGod6_8+1 September 11, 2021

Simp

Arcane

"That lad Arcane is such is a simp."

by Dapttpad January 15, 2022

Simp

An acronym for a Suck-up Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.

Marc: “Brad is such a simp.”
Matt: “I know, he has no dignity.”

by Spunk100 May 5, 2020

Simp

A simp is a super intense minecraft player that is a sweat to be the best minecrafter

Yo bob is such a simp on hypixel

by DarkImpact6672 December 30, 2020

Simp

Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy, a phrase that will forever live in infamy. The word simp, is a term that is only used for the most unfortunate circumstances. Being referred to as a “simp” is what some may describe as career ending. Idolizing mediocre women, and responding to their wishes in a way that diminishes one’s self esteem is the epitome of what this word illustrates.

I can’t hang out with you boys tonight, my girl wants me to help her with homework.

Where has Denny been? This is the third boys night he’s missed out on.

I can’t help but realize that our close friend has fallen victim to the “simp” connotation. Denny we miss you.

by TrapLordASAP January 25, 2020