2 minute Dipper

Jake Tappen

Man 1-Is he already done with his lip, he put it in like two minutes ago. Is he a 2 minute dipper?
Man 2-Yeah he's done because he is a Jake Tappen

by Morristown high school December 19, 2013

#2 son

the less loved male offspring in a family, usually the disappointment in the family

Wow, that kid is such a disapointment, must be the #2 son!

by kamrom March 18, 2015

The 2-Scale

The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.

0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole

Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"

by SallyMcSaggyTits May 9, 2015

2:55 meeting

A meeting in which everyone does cocaine to get lively for the rest of the work day.

-Usually the cocaine is provided but if it is BYOC it is formal to state that in the meeting invite
-Likened to 4:20 but with more of a workplace adaptation.

"Guys, we are having a 2:55 meeting because today is taking forever..."

"Tina is having a 2:55 meeting so that we can get our sales numbers up for the day."

by ElBandito2222 May 14, 2015

A DAMN 2 MILES

20,000 meters.

I had to drive A DAMN 2 MILES away from California.

by MG masterov November 6, 2016

uno 2 card

If you are handed an uno 2 card and accept then you are interested in having a threesome with two other perticipants.

She accepted my uno 2 card. She's going to accept my threesome offering.

by Blowfish00 December 4, 2016

Shower Grega V.2.

When shower grega gets sexier!

Oh my god it is Shower Grega V.2.

by shmoopersdoopers December 6, 2016