Love Jones

Havin' a crush on someone.

I got da love jones for dat girl wit' da big booty

by Skirmish MC February 8, 2004

fun-loving

The most ridiculous, pointless, and redundant adjective that has ever existed. More specifically, it's what a lot of uncreative and ignorant incorrigibles use in their personals ad when they can't think of something to say that actually has meaning to it. The definition of fun, is something that is a source of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure. Therefore, the fact that something fun is enjoyable or pleasurable is built-in to the very meaning of the word. Hence, it is completely redundant and illogical to say "fun-loving". How else is someone going to feel about fun? Fun-hating? The very notion is contradictory at best, and ludicrous at worst.

Oh my god! I'm such a fun-loving person! What an amazing revelation.

-- 90% of personals ads

by VonZippa June 17, 2004

teradactyl of love

The significant other type that is highly protective of what she's got. She's not above a little flesh ripping (real or verbal), to make sure all other competition know he's taken

Jim can't be himself at the party... his teradactyl of love is here.

by fribble_one April 23, 2010

love yolk

The post ejacularoty mess that comes out with your piss after a good fuck. It is thick, transparent and yellow, having been dyed by the urine, and usually misses the bowl, leaving long, goopy strands dripping to the floor.

'Fuck, I went through a whole roll of T.P trying to wrangle the load of love yolk I blasted all over the toilet.'

by udm111 February 28, 2010

Love Cuffs

Hand cuffs cover in furry material, used during kinky sexual encounters.

I'm going to use my love cuffs to cuff you to the bed, you've been bad bad boy.

by ilivein609 January 21, 2011

Love Makexting

The classy version of sexting, generally used by people in relationships that have lost most of the initial spark

Dylan(reading through texts): Dude, you and Laura are the lamest sexters ever
Tyler: We're wayyyy past sexting, we've moved on to Love Makexting

by Brozy Altidore September 21, 2010

tent love

When sleeping in a smaller tent while camping and being molested by your drunken partner. Can be either homosexual or straight molestation but unwanted attention nonetheless. Usually happens after a few too many drinks around the campfire.

The rest of the hike sucked since I was walking funny thanks to the tent love that I got from Matt last night

by cory's mom12 September 5, 2007