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Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021
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Green Pussy

What Agent 3 has
Agent 8 put his hard cock into Agent 3's we, tight, green pussy
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Green

Green is a color
You stupid bitch
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green desking

Doing school and/or office work outside

E.g at a park
My boss came in today and encourage me to try green desking at least once this week
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Green-tard

A Liberal who gets defensive and irate when talking about renewable resources.
These green-tards think you can break physics law of conservation..
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Green-leaf

The word in the Warrior Cat franchise for summer. The word is rarely used in canon.
Green-leaf had been good to them.
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Green

What does 'GREEN" mean ?
Man, that girl is to green to be over in this area...
by ☆Punkin face☆ October 30, 2021
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