cool guy

A person, typically male, engaging in activities not for the end result, but rather for the sake of the process itself, and how the process makes other people perceive them (typically, like a cool person doing cool things). The end result often reveals itself useless and pointless, but that does not stop a cool guy from wanting to reach it. Among other domains, cool guys populate tech fields and love to develop useless AI-ish apps, streaming footage taken of an ant colony, for example. Cool female guys also exist, but are harder to spot, as STEM fields are cool guys main playground, and there is a notorious lack of women in STEM fields in western Europe and the US.

Farouk showed me a new program he's working on allowing for LED lights to blink whenever someone passes the door to his room, even though he should be working on his school projects instead. He's such a cool guy.

by helltothepli July 20, 2020

Guy luichini

Woman basher, cowardly, delusional, loner, thief, condemned to spend eternity in he'll..

What a guy luichini

by Condemnation September 11, 2020

hey guys!

known from the youtube video uploaded by ian gurrola

abigail: hey guys! my name is ian...
emalisa: and this is my brother adan
all: LMBO (laughing my butt off)

by jayla summer mejia October 27, 2021

Cranford Guys

They are a bunch of spoiled little white kids who fuck anything they see, from a dog (literally happened) to a tree, or even a real-life girl if they are lucky. If they are in a relationship they are more than likely cheating. They say the n-word so much that you need to do a double-take on what year this is. Other than that, in their free time they vape and smoke marijuana.

"This guy got me high, and I let him hit just to find out he has a girlfriend of 2 years"
"Was he one of those Cranford Guys"
"Yeah..."

by lastloss November 5, 2023

Guy

An absolute sigma. He is the coolest, smartest, most athletic alpha male there is.

I'll never be able to live up to Guy.

by sigmamale24 October 23, 2024

Fat guy gets served by straight marine!!

On dinis browser history. Huu gay

Fat guy gets served by straight marine!!

by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019

Pegged in the butthole guy

Hey! That’s what I was going to say about Pegged in the butthole guy!

Hym “Pegged in the butthole guy thinks he’s the alpha male of our little group but all he does is take passive aggressive jabs at me. You’re not an alpha male Pegged in the butthole guy, you’re the bitch wife of my sexless marriage. Look at yourself you fucking retard! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!”

by Hym Iam November 14, 2022