God

Not Real

Christain Extremeist kid: HOW DO U NOT BELIVE IN GOD YO GO TO HELL!!1!
Smart Atheist: What evidence do you have to prove god exists?
Christain Extremeist kid: WHAT EVIDENCE DO U HAVE TO PROVE HE DOESNT EXISTS !!1!
Smart Atheist: What evidence do you have to prove that evolutionism isn't real?
Christain Extremeist kid: ..................
Smart Atheist EXACTLY

by yes_yes_yes_yes_yes May 17, 2022

Scrape god

A worm that tries to do a a wheelie and falls and scrapes their knees

Mark: yo did u hear? Kyle is a scrape god now
Tyrek:yoooo I knew he was a worm

by Your favorite worm December 11, 2017

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"

by mrcoper May 22, 2018

Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.

Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"

by Hosted287 November 5, 2020

Toasty God

A legendary toasty created by Claudia, not Caleb.

“Hey, wanna go get a toasty?” “Yes but only made by a toasty god..... Claudia??!!”

by Cloddle June 10, 2019

The Slime God

The Slime God is a boss from the Calamity mod for hit indi game Terraria, it appears as two slimes based on the evil biomes, once these two slimes are defeated they will split into two more slimes of the same type.

Dude 1: I died to the Slime God from the Calamity mod from the hit indi game Terraria, i hate my life.
Dude: Git gud

by Yaffoso April 30, 2024

Gout God

It is a term used to describe some one who is ugly

This boy named gout god is ugly as fuck

by 330 mill October 12, 2020