my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer November 7, 2021

Rachel’s dead cat Geno

Lmao, dead as shit, drops dead with a single text.

Matthew “Rip Rachel’s dead cat Geno, sike I lied, that cat’s gay.”

by Bill cosbo October 6, 2021

cat piss smelling fuckhead

1) A person that compulsivily lies. 2) A person doped up telling lies.

When Al said "go get me that cat piss smelling fuckhead." He was referring to the politician from the neighboring camp. Johnny was a cat piss smelling fuckhead after shooting up heroin.

by NikeT1138 May 18, 2010

I'm going to Walk the cat

To have sexual intercourse with a female.

"Hey whats going down with that chick and you?"
"Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
"thata boy!" (slap hands)

and or,
"What are you about tonight?"
"Yo, I just want to walk a cat tonight"

and or,
"That girl is hella horny>"
"Ya, she wants her cat walked."

by Ryan Prewitt February 23, 2008

ty the lame cat guy

ayy ty i love you
aka a cat guy with no life

ayyy your such a ty the lame cat guy

by ZaydenTHeOGMemeMaster March 2, 2017

I'm going to walk the cat.

Getting a female to have intercourse with you.

James: "What good with that prospect?"
Pip: "Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
James: "Ahhh ya!" (Slap Hands)

by Ryan Prewitt February 23, 2008

Cat Got Your Fingers

When someone barely types on MSN (or any instant chatting program). It takes them ages to answer you back.

Donnie: Are you coming with me to the movies?

.................................

...................................

Donnie: Um, cat got your fingers or what?

Paul: Yeah, I'm coming.

by Oreo cream September 22, 2009