America’s Tits

Tits so large, voluptuous, sparkly, perky, and gorgeous that the beholder was forced to sign their tits over to the government to become public property. A mandated but selfless act. All Americans share equal access to these love lumps, like a national park.

It’s such a shame Ryan doesn’t let Christie flash her tits to America now that they’re married. He thinks he owns them but we know they are America’s Tits - they belong to EVERYONE.

by True_X_Blue May 6, 2025

bush tits

Hairy titties

That old man over there has “bush tits”

by Moodndashade December 2, 2021

Great Tit

A person who is perceived to be a fool or and idiot.

You great tit. You've lost the car keys.

by Ex Whitehaven lass Cumbria August 1, 2021

tits maghee

Tits maghee: Common to appear as an appropriate nickname when said in public. The bearer of this nickname most likely has very large, beautiful breasts. (Some times nick named TM)

Jack: "Hey tits maghee! You've got some big ass boobies."

Sarah: "Hahaha. Oh Jack, you're so silly."

by Unkown15432 April 13, 2014

Fabric Stretching Tits

It is a word used to define a woman's breasts that appear to be stretching the upper clothing of the woman in question horizontally.

dude1: damn bro her tits are so big they are stretching her shirt
dude2: they are some big fabric stretching tits

by 2bored2care October 5, 2022

chilly tits

chad. a moderation of a last name. real last name: chelebian

hey what's up chilly tits?

by SallyShit6969 October 14, 2015

big tits

there small don’t sell yourself short it’s ok that your not a dd in victoria secret push up bras fuck off go to Walmart and get the training bras ! have a great night

i have bits tits . ? we’ll atleast i think i do i mean they look good in a training bra big tits are something that only some girls have you can get surgery for it but if you do your dumb

by sexynaqq😉😫 March 24, 2022