REAL OR CAKE??

A TikTok challenge where the audience must decide whether or not an object about to be cut open by the influencer is real or if its made of cake.

Influencer: REAL OR CAKE?? *pulls out a baby*
Audience: o-o
Influencer: *Pulls out a knife*
Audience: THAT BETTER BE CAKE.
Influencer: Its real! :)

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

Cake baking

Flirting

“ look at jaron over there cake baking with ole girl “

by Yo momma a hoe January 26, 2023

Power cakes

Strong and enviable glutes, often intended as a compliment

Conner: “ Elliot, I am a gym-baby, how do I get power cakes like you?”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”

by Kahnbahn February 4, 2023

cake dump

leftover cake that you won't eat but don't want to throw out so you give it to someone else.

Why did they give me 3/4 of a cake? It's a cake dump George.

by victory07 February 4, 2023

Dipshit cake

When 2 people get a short pipe and connect both ends of it to each other’s assholes and one of the guys shits. The shit travels to the other one’s anus, then the other person shits it back again and both continue till tired.

Me and my friend tried the Dipshit cake for the first time and loved it

by skidii March 27, 2025

Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.

My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.

by Macarper April 2, 2025

Schrödingers cake

expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too

you can’t have your cake and eat it too
following Schrödingers cake, I can

by nickyishere April 3, 2025