Pixel Sex

Having Sex On A Virtual Game

They Ass Was Havin Pixel Sex Talkin Bout *Rides Dick*

by AyooWhoress August 21, 2018

gas sex

When you are eating ass and you burp and the other person farts

Uppi and I had amazing gas sex last night.

by asliceofawesome September 12, 2017

CIA Sex

Having sex with your partner while performing CIA torture methods used during interrogations.

“How did I get these scars on my arms? Last night my wife wanted CIA sex. I was worried I may waterboard her too long before I cum. Best orgasm of my life!!”

by Voyagerdeep February 9, 2018

homicide sex

Having sex with a girl when she is on her period. Best resulsts are obtained in dry locations such as a bed or the couch. When you are finished there will be blood everywhere, giving the appearance of a homicide scene.

"Had some homicide sex last night, made a mess of the sheets blood everywhere"

by Ab2k7 October 22, 2013

sex keyboard

A woman who maks highly questionable noises during sex, such that it sounds as if you are just pressing the sound effect buttons on a keyboard rather than pleasuring her.

*ooh-ooh-aah-aah*
*woof woof*
*ding dong*
*squelch*
*mmmmooooooo*
*beep-beep*
*dropped cutlery*
*police siren*
*tearing paper*
*helicopter*
*meow*
*baby laugh*
etc.

Dude 1: Do you think she's faking?

Dude 2: Nah, she's just a sex keyboard

by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

Sex-haver

A derogatory term for someone who has sexual intercourse.

Sonic: you might touch the finnish line, but you never touched a woman
Jet the Hawk: You're right, I haven't lost my virginity... BECAUSE I NEVER LOSE! See you later sex-haver! Hahahaha
Sonic: Well, if I can't take his trophy... then i'll have to take his virginity!

Jet the Hawk: what the fuck

by slovakheroaugustus February 14, 2023

sex doll

the closest thing to a human that my pp has been in.

friend: you dude have you lost your virginity yet?

Me: does losing it to a sex doll count?

Friend: No.

by StupidPooPooFace May 27, 2021