pmsing sex

when a girl and a guy have sex while she's going through her period. she'll like it but then ask "is that all you want from me is my body???". Then she'll be cool again and want you to fuck her harder, then suddenly start crying. you don't want to have sex while she's pmsing unless you want a death wish

pmsing sex

by bgeisking November 24, 2013

Pixel Sex

Having Sex On A Virtual Game

They Ass Was Havin Pixel Sex Talkin Bout *Rides Dick*

by AyooWhoress August 21, 2018

gas sex

When you are eating ass and you burp and the other person farts

Uppi and I had amazing gas sex last night.

by asliceofawesome September 12, 2017

CIA Sex

Having sex with your partner while performing CIA torture methods used during interrogations.

“How did I get these scars on my arms? Last night my wife wanted CIA sex. I was worried I may waterboard her too long before I cum. Best orgasm of my life!!”

by Voyagerdeep February 9, 2018

homicide sex

Having sex with a girl when she is on her period. Best resulsts are obtained in dry locations such as a bed or the couch. When you are finished there will be blood everywhere, giving the appearance of a homicide scene.

"Had some homicide sex last night, made a mess of the sheets blood everywhere"

by Ab2k7 October 22, 2013

sex keyboard

A woman who maks highly questionable noises during sex, such that it sounds as if you are just pressing the sound effect buttons on a keyboard rather than pleasuring her.

*ooh-ooh-aah-aah*
*woof woof*
*ding dong*
*squelch*
*mmmmooooooo*
*beep-beep*
*dropped cutlery*
*police siren*
*tearing paper*
*helicopter*
*meow*
*baby laugh*
etc.

Dude 1: Do you think she's faking?

Dude 2: Nah, she's just a sex keyboard

by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

Sex-haver

A derogatory term for someone who has sexual intercourse.

Sonic: you might touch the finnish line, but you never touched a woman
Jet the Hawk: You're right, I haven't lost my virginity... BECAUSE I NEVER LOSE! See you later sex-haver! Hahahaha
Sonic: Well, if I can't take his trophy... then i'll have to take his virginity!

Jet the Hawk: what the fuck

by slovakheroaugustus February 14, 2023