from a small town in south jersey. everyone in that school thinks they’re the shit when in reality it’s only because of daddy’s money. the girls who play field hockey and soccer think they own the place while the football “jocks” mainly consist of weirdo freshman that like to take pictures of people and make fun of anyone that looks different than them. most of the white guys get hurt over nothing because their masculinity is fragile, and because they have nothing better to do than complain about their life because they have faced no hardships whatsoever. there are some fucking weirdos though. on the other table we have the racist, homophobic, and ableist kids who say “ret*rd” and make gay jokes when in reality they act more gay with their friends than actual gay people. the school board doesn’t give a fuck about us because and that’s another reason why we don’t have buses but somehow we have a soccer field, a track, a football field, a fitness center, a pool, a batting cage, a baseball field, a kitchen for specific cooking classes, etc but yet we can’t afford to fix the air conditioning or the heating because the schools temperature is fucked up.
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person one ; “i don’t understand why Sterling High School only cares about showing sports related things on Channel 19”
person two ; “that’s because they have to cover up the fact they’re a shitty school with shitty people in it so they latch onto the fact that they have hella sports teams.”
person two ; “that’s because they have to cover up the fact they’re a shitty school with shitty people in it so they latch onto the fact that they have hella sports teams.”
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You hear good things about this school but it's really mid, as implied by its name: MID-wood. Incomparable to specialized high schools: no freshman AP classes, ghetto neighborhood, multiple 911 emergencies, underwhelming sports teams, lack of extracurriculars and funding, overcrowded...
PS. The bathrooms are dreadfully disgusting, and is a popular spot for sussy bakas trying to get a quick smoke.
You hear good things about this school but it's really mid, as implied by its name: MID-wood. Incomparable to specialized high schools: no freshman AP classes, ghetto neighborhood, multiple 911 emergencies, underwhelming sports teams, lack of extracurriculars and funding, overcrowded...
PS. The bathrooms are dreadfully disgusting, and is a popular spot for sussy bakas trying to get a quick smoke.
1: "Did you get into B-Tech?"
2: "Nope, Midwood High School."
1: "Damn, that's sad. Good luck during your 4 years in the ghetto!"
2: "Nope, Midwood High School."
1: "Damn, that's sad. Good luck during your 4 years in the ghetto!"
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The two notable celebrities that have come from Bruton are Zena Cardman, a NASA astronaut, and Lorenzo Taliaferrro, a former NFL player,(may he rest in peace).
The two notable celebrities that have come from Bruton are Zena Cardman, a NASA astronaut, and Lorenzo Taliaferrro, a former NFL player,(may he rest in peace).
Person 1: Did you hear that we have no school today?
Person 2: Yeah, Bruton High School coming in clutch.
Person 2: Yeah, Bruton High School coming in clutch.
by spaceramen January 1, 2021
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Don't go if you're trans, I've watched the teachers regularly misgendering and deadnaming students even after about a year to come to grips with the idea of them being trans.
Don't expect to feel welcomed unless you parents are making Hella cash or you are going to get into Oxbridge.
Don't go if you're trans, I've watched the teachers regularly misgendering and deadnaming students even after about a year to come to grips with the idea of them being trans.
Don't expect to feel welcomed unless you parents are making Hella cash or you are going to get into Oxbridge.
Student 1: I swear to god if I hear another bitch talking about her holiday to the tropics!
Student 2: OMG did I tell you about how I went to this beautiful little island over summer? I got well tanned...
Student 1: Please give me the sweet release of death
Rugby High School Pastoral: ALERT WE HAVE A DEPRESSED STUDENT!!1¡
Student 1: But I was jok-
Rugby High School Pastoral: WE MUST ALERT ALL PARENTS AND TEACHERS INVOLVED WITH THE STUDENT IMMEDIATELY!!!1¡!!
Student 2: OMG did I tell you about how I went to this beautiful little island over summer? I got well tanned...
Student 1: Please give me the sweet release of death
Rugby High School Pastoral: ALERT WE HAVE A DEPRESSED STUDENT!!1¡
Student 1: But I was jok-
Rugby High School Pastoral: WE MUST ALERT ALL PARENTS AND TEACHERS INVOLVED WITH THE STUDENT IMMEDIATELY!!!1¡!!
by FormerGiftedKid January 25, 2021
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