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by Kingmrxrash April 28, 2024
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Butthole Cake

Butthole Cake occurs when a person does not fully wipe their ass. The feces then dry up, and will begin to flake off in tiny chunks after a couple of hours, kind of like a crumb cake.
I really should have took the time to wipe until it’s white. I have a severe case of butthole cake right now.
by Josh chase April 29, 2024
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Progressive Cake

What a company cooks themselves when they shamelessly does something for the sake of appearing diverse for street cred, rather than actually fighting prejudice.
Amber: Woah, insert homophobic corporation here made their logo rainbow for pride month! How diverse and inclusive of them!
Jenny: Don't fool yourself, they are just making themselves some progressive cake.
by Zi7ar21 May 8, 2024
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pick up a cake

Attempting to make sexual advances advances towards another, often ones that are unwelcome, inappropriate, or predatory. Often done without the person's consent or against their will.
"Did you see that guy over by the swings? He was trying to pick up a cake sitting alone on the bench. She looked really uncomfortable, and he wouldn't take the hint to leave her alone."
by Purplax May 9, 2024
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Strawberry Cult Cake

When your sister makes her cake for her birthday and it turns out to be a cake with a strawberry cult on it sacrificing another strawberry
"You've made a.. strawberry cult cake!"
by F0reverL0stT0T1m3 May 11, 2024
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Cakes and Candles

Term used instead of kill yourself originated from popular streamer Gaming With Dallas
Person 1 “bro you’re so trash”
Person 2 “cakes and candles!”
by yadi_beast4444 May 19, 2024
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Wonky fruit cake

"I swear that man is some wonky fruit cake"
by MartyMortyMelvin May 23, 2024
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