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Carrot Cake

When engaged in sexual intercourse, in particular with a redhead with a prominent bush, one pulls out and ejaculates onto said bush, leaving it appear to frosted.
I pulled out and gave that girl a carrot cake last night.
by MD Quak March 1, 2017
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LET THEM EAT CAKE

And when the Queen heard that the poor of Paris could not even buy bread, she said LET THEM EAT CAKE
by UNIVERSAL THREAT January 7, 2025
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Cake Daddy

An older fit gentleman who's very in shape, noticeably attractive, and is old enough to have children.
"Jeff is such a cake daddy!"

"What's a cake daddy?"

"You know, someone who's really fit and looks good! Has to be an older gentleman though, that's where the daddy part comes in!"

"Oh! You're right! Jeff is definitely a cake daddy!"
by thickthighsBBW June 19, 2025
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flop cake

People named Daniel are flop cakes
Girl named marley : “hey what’s your name
Boy named Daniel: “my names daniel”
Girl named marley : “damn your a flop cake”
Boy named Daniel: “I know:(“
by Flopcake_172 March 10, 2023
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cake day

A White collar Social event now removed due to budget concerns.

In the corperate world, with deadlines to meet, stress from higher up the tree, Training exercises, and all the other dangers of Cubicle life there is no way to chill out or relieve this stress. one way found was to set up a single half-hour

out of every month for a sort of social event. A sort of icecream social but using cakes instead. You had a chance to talk to a neighbor and hang out with your manager but without having to worry about your progress report.

It could also be sort of a cake potluck
Hey everyone its cake day! its cake day! The big bosses want us to take a Paid! thirty later in the breakroom.
by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018
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Diaper Cake

it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake
I looked up "diaper cake" and am disappointed that it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake and not a cake that looks like a diaper
by Yonkers Homeboy January 18, 2019
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a bigger lie than the cake

A huge lie that no one will ever believe to be true
Dude 1: If you stick a finger in that electric socket, I'll give you a million dollars.

Dude 2: Sweet!

Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.
by KnightofNerdom December 25, 2018
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