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tit bitch

person 1: hey you know that girl who is a tit bitch
person 2: you mean yuki?
by DENMarkus September 13, 2019
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Titting Hour

The time of night where girls are so sloshed, they start to bare their breasts.
If I'm tired after a long day at work, I'll still hang out at the bar until the Titting Hour.
by Morguean April 1, 2022
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Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.
Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅
by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022
mugGet the Titsmug.

tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.
"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."
by CryptidKor4 March 19, 2023
mugGet the tits on the balconymug.

bug bite tits

bug bite tits are boobs that are so small they look like bug bites

bug bites are usually a cups
person a: I hate my double D's i wish i had bug bites since they're so small and bug bites are usually A cups

person b: you can have mine

bug bite tits are boobs that are so small they look like bug bites

bug bites are usually a cups
by miobaeduH February 10, 2021
mugGet the bug bite titsmug.

squeeze tits month

month of october you can squeeze any girls tits
johnny have u heard it’s “squeeze tits month”
by tittysqueezing October 1, 2020
mugGet the squeeze tits monthmug.

It’ll be tits

used to describe something awesome. The college boy version of “that’s sweet”.
Come to the party later it’ll be tits”
by lilbai May 21, 2019
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