Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.
by shmoondo October 24, 2019
Get the Poop Banditomug. Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then
a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then
a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021
Get the Poop in the carmug. The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act
All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns
by Hard R 66198 July 30, 2024
Get the Poop Strawmug. This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.
by MarleyAvenueStreet March 13, 2024
Get the 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants daymug. by BearBunny February 21, 2023
Get the poop-dee-loopmug. poop is what comes out of your bum after the prosses of pooping we eat it it tastes like amazing goodness and if you had chocolate before your poop will be like a brownie.
by poopasarus January 7, 2022
Get the Poopmug. by Poop dick man October 1, 2020
Get the Poop Dickmug.