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Dick Wrink

A shortened version of the commonly used insult "penis wrinkle". For when there is not enough time to heavily insult more than one person.
Wade: Dude, you are a dick wrink. And you, are also a dick wrink. Actually, you're all dick wrinks.
by Wrinkless Penis May 21, 2011
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Dicking the Cheetah

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Africa. Similar to Dicking the Donkey or Dicking the Dog.
Hey Mufasa, stop dicking the cheetah and finish building the mud hut!
by panchocachondo April 17, 2012
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dick in the shade

To out-alpha someone. To do something that makes someone else's action (which was until then thought of as manly) look less impressive.
A: I've fixed the radio
B: I've built this plasma screen TV!
C to D : Well that put his dick in the shade.
by jonesc55 May 11, 2016
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Cooter dick

by StrayCat222282 August 24, 2020
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gumbo dick

Gumbo dick is when you show up to the house with your dick and some extra stuff you threw together for her to make sure you get to have sex.

Can also be called: cock chowder or schlong stew depending on region.
Girl: He thinks he's gonna just come over and fuck. Imma make him wait

Dude: I've been witing too long to smash. Imma bring her this gumbo dick to change her mind.

(Sees him with drinks, weed and food)

Girl: I have been making him wait and he is kinda cute. I'll let him hit this one time. He did go out of his way.
by Hobo scratch June 9, 2017
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Dick Leafy

Girl: “wanna get down and dick leafy?”
Guy: “oh would I!”
by Dick leafy October 16, 2018
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The Dick Bandit

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.
The dick bandit struck again.
by Mommyhole November 13, 2018
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