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December 19th

On december 19th you have to try to kiss your crush. (But only if they are single)
Ben: dude its december 19th!
Bob: yeah? What about it
Ben: on december 19th you hav to try to kiss your crush..
Bob: oh hell nah! Im to much of a pussy
by Verysecret December 14, 2019
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Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020
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December 6th

Person 1: HEY wanna get hammered tonight??
Person 2: I can't! It's a school night!!
Person 1: You have to it's december 6th!
Person 2: Okay less gooo!!
by urrmomma December 5, 2021
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December 25

ITS CHRISTMAS THE BIRTH OF THE SON OF GOD AND CHRISTMAS WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS NATIONAL ''GO OUT WITH YOUR CRUSH DAY'' HUH?! YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH
Me: Whats December 25?
Friend: oh its.. National Go out with your crus-
Me: NO ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS BITCH
Inspired btw :)
by SHEEESSSSSSHHHH(AlluringBloom) December 14, 2021
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december 12

Lisa: hey david! do you want my hoodie? it’s december 12!
David: yeah sure!
by tomatosauce3 November 10, 2020
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December 22

National Take A Shower Day. Yes, you heard me. You should take a shower bcs its almost Christmas. Please, you really smell.
Bob: Hey! You should take a shower!
Lucy: Why?
Bob: Because its December 22!
by please shut up December 21, 2019
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December

A girl that all Quincy’s go way back with. She thinks she’s the smartest in 4th period to.
girl one” oh look it’s December “
Boy one”oh her and Quincy go way back
by PRE K FREN November 24, 2021
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