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Primetime horny time

The time when you get horny every night
Me: This dude asked me what time we would do it.

Friend: What you say?
Me: At 11pm that's my Primetime horny time
by LilX69 October 8, 2021
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Derek Standard Time

Derek Standard Time (DST) is a time warp deviation of the time scale that society has come to accept as normal. The DST zone operates in a mathematical variation of 1.33x to 2.4x slower than standard time.
"Yes we are going to leave here in 20 minutes (an hour and a half Derek Standard Time), and go to the party.
by FleshSpearThrustin August 2, 2023
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Folding time and space

John: Is he gonna be ok

Tom: Yeah, he’s just folding time and space
by StonksBoi April 16, 2021
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squeekey bum time

very squeekey fart
its squeekey bum time
by harry bumington November 24, 2017
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The boston 2 time

You need two guys one girl. One guy shits on her chest while the other guy cums in her ass simultaneously.
The boston 2 time is an awesome way to express your love.

they then proceeded to boston two time as a three some.
by el samo April 30, 2019
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Chance Time Twist

A random event in a game that hands a bad player the win.
The game was nearing its end...
All sings pointed to Arle winning, and everyone accepted the fact happily. She performed well in minigames and made smart decisions.
But then...
On the last turn, the most productive property was given to a random player... and that player was Birdo, who kept investing in watermills.
The game ended at that moment, and when the points were calculated, Birdo was deemed the winner.
Birdo was obviously happy, but everyone else in the room, including Arle, muttered three words:
"Chance Time Twist".
by ChameleonDragon November 16, 2019
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Estimated Time of Bitching

When you make your girl angry wait for all hell to break loose
Tristan: Man, I made her mad
Michael: What's the Estimated Time of Bitching? (ETB)
Tristan: I'd say about 5 seconds
by Tha Gort June 18, 2017
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