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Two Cats in the Bath Tub

The art of inserting one's testicles deftly into a slut's vagina. Then anal penetration via phallus follows.
This is said to be as difficult as giving to cats a bath.
Aidan, after months of practice, successfully got two cats in the bath tub with the woman of Tim's dreams.
by the d00d October 20, 2006
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Can't swing a dead cat.

When you live in such a small town that you run into someone you know EVERY time you go out. Short for "you can't swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting 2 people you know." Basically means you live in too small a town. In gestured form is done by a circling of one hand in the air like a lassoing action.
I went out to eat with my friends and the waitress comes over and says, "hay, I went to high school with you." My friend says, "you can't swing a dead cat."
by kraash October 17, 2006
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Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome

what someone has when they can't seem to get a date or action or anything. its like forever alone, except you get cats.
Hey, you should go talk to him, see if he likes you.

Nah, ill just stay here, I've been diagnosed with Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome so it won't work out anyway.
by Jara-Paradoxis March 4, 2012
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cat got your thumbs?

When someone doesn't text you back after you text them, you text them "cat got your thumbs?". It's a play on "cat got your tongue?", which is an idiom used to compel someone to speak who is unusually quiet.
Sam texts: "Hey what's up, I'm in your hood"
No response....
Sam texts: "Cat got your thumbs?"
by dantechulo October 29, 2008
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UwU cat and the bad boy

Mom: “Honey! Its time to meet the UwU cat and the bad boy!
Son: “Please don't take me mama.”
by anonymous May 25, 2021
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Cat Soup (Nekojiru-sou)

A really trippy Short film directed by Tatsuo Sato. It lasts for 32 min.

While Fooly Cooly could be described as a off the rails ride with your loud, crazy and hilariously weird friends, Cat Soup can be described as an uncomfortable and kind of quiet ride through the basement of someone mentally unstable.
Have you seen Cat Soup (Nekojiru-sou)? Its an anime that You could see it online, in a rather popular video sharing site like Youtube
by Shiharuhara April 2, 2014
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National Cat Maid Day

National Cat Maid Day is on the 25th of November every year, it's a day where you and your friend group, no matter your gender, have to dress up as cat maids and go out.
Person 1: "hey it's the 25th of November! National Cat Maid Day!"
Person 2: "Guess we have to dress up as cat maids ;)"
by SherlockWatson221 November 6, 2020
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