This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a
seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"
"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023
Person 1: "I heard Person 3 slept with the whole football team."
Person 2: "God, she's such a meat peel."
Person 2: "God, she's such a meat peel."
by CryaoticWannabe July 03, 2018
I couldn’t put it in, he had a meat scrunchie
by Asssssfirndbs May 25, 2021
Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.
Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.
Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.
Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.
by Convicted Felon April 21, 2021
by PeteShMeat July 18, 2017
an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)
guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job
by fagfacetwat December 05, 2020
guy 1: man nobody wants to fuck me
guy 2: why don't you go for the experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 3: yeah man, do that, I tried it once and she didn't even have teeth. It was so good!
guy 2: why don't you go for the experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 3: yeah man, do that, I tried it once and she didn't even have teeth. It was so good!
by fagfacetwat December 05, 2020