2 inch pinch

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole

Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

chorale 2

The song in band class that you play over and over again on YouTube because you can’t remember how it goes. Or used to annoy a band teacher daily

“Guys I think we should listen to Chorale 2 again”
Band teacher-“why”

by Crybabytree February 25, 2022

2/5 Artillery

1. Rock Hard Battalion

Faithful and True
2.Oldest and best damn Artillery unit in the United States Army.

Don't mess with 2/5 Artillery! They will level your entire grid square and impregnate your daughter!

by Artysill September 18, 2018

your_local_simp.2

Some random person on tiktok

Hey look i just got a follow from your_local_simp.2 on tik tok

by Rando personnn July 16, 2021

Ted 2 poo

A way of rejection

Sorry I Ted 2 poo like you

by Sushi’s July 22, 2025

C 2

Someone who steals granola bars. Usually pretends to be friends with someone, only to then force them to hand over their granola bars.

Person 1: My friend took the granola bar from my lunchbox again!

Person 2: I told you she was a C 2

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021

National 2 girlfriend day

If you have two girlfriends you have to spend the entire day doing whatever they want you to do

For example if they want you to take them to lunch and cuddle them you do it. You do it on national 2 girlfriend day

by LindaleHell November 25, 2020