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Luka Dylan John Jarvis

Shorter than a hagenisse
by SNobben33 April 1, 2019
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John-Fakte/John-Behaviour

John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
by Verngris June 11, 2019
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John Lowery

A modified Tsunami Shot. When a woman performs oral sex on a male. Upon ejaculation, the woman spits the semen back in the male’s face followed by a slap to the male’s face. Woman must yell, “Don’t treat me like a slut, John Lowery.”
Tim has been quiet since Sara pulled a John Lowery on him.
by Michael Orville April 19, 2024
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WHAT THE JOHN?!

Announcement:The winner of the killing streaks, Devin Caherly!

Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?!
by nao and gis June 7, 2022
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John Pork

Like John Cena, but he’s a pig human
Allie: Hey! Have you ever heard of John Pork?
Ben: What’s John Pork?
Allie: He’s like John Cena but he’s a pig-like creature
Ben: *laughs because John Pork*
by SlangPengcome April 18, 2023
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John Dollard

John Dollard is a certified Bitch
by ToastyMan420 January 19, 2023
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John

being John af means being zooted and booted like my nig john💯
"no cap im John af rn"
by nolimitj13 June 16, 2023
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