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John D

When JJ Maybank from outerbanks is making fun of Kiara (KIE) and it’s really hot the way he says it.
If your name is John someone can say “just give her that John d already” and that means you guys should probably fuck. Also Jj is being hot in this scene. Mostly always tho.
by jjishotasfuuuuuck August 22, 2021
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John

The most biggest dick ever.man whore that will just screw you over. He is some that everybody hates
He is the biggest John ever
by _cheez_ December 8, 2016
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john

sexy ass beast like entity who gets all the girls
soz john if ur reading this but i lied
by milky_banana-69 October 31, 2021
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John role

A role given in the that place server, has variations such as minijohn and god John, the hierarchy going like this
Protogens -> no roles -> minijohn -> John -> god John
John role people: *talk about dehz furry or something*
New minijohn: *exists*
New minijohn: *is a slave*
Let me catch pokemans Steve
by ¨Zakil¨ March 24, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Faker John

Faker John is one the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™ along with Maria Williams and Peter
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.
Person 1: Matthew is such a jerk! Can you believe what he did to Jenny?
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John
by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023
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Fishless John

When a flyfisher brings you to what he claims as “real fishing” but strikes zero fishes.
-Gotta bring you for some real fishin’!
(Catches nothing)

-What a fishless John.
by MoronSonOfBoron! February 15, 2022
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