wave a dead chicken

to perform a task known to be ineffective simply to make it appear you are working to solve a problem.

i knew the proposal was way off base but i waved a dead chicken and corrected the spelling anyway.

by hidef March 29, 2004

Chicken Chow Mein

Genericized word for food.

Let's go get some chicken chow mein somewhere, I'm starving!

by candotude November 16, 2008

Double Choke Chicken

Masturbating in someone's face while choking them with the tie they are wearing.

I had her wear my tie and kneel down, then I hit her with the Double Choke Chicken.

by Jay nez February 4, 2010

Fillipino Chicken Bust

1)The worst game ever invented. It involves triple-sixes, Eqyptian Rat Screw, marijuana, and various forms of cocaine. Don't ever play
2) In Soviet Russia, Card Play You!

After Ryan and I played Racket&Clank, we determined Fillipino Chicken Bust is the dumbest game ever invented

by AmIrIkA June 10, 2005

Chicken head gang

I think USA hells angels are called chicken heads for a few reasons. (1) because of the silly looking patch they wear that looks like a chicken head (2) because they seem to be always on the prowl looking for new men to love and support them (3) because no one except scum support them . I heard many other reason but I am to lazy.

The USA hells angels have the largest percent of members that harm rape molest and murder American women and children in America out of any club or group I have ever heard of .

Hells angel are a bunch of out of shape fat punks that date a gang of fat out of shape men to support and protect them
I have rearlt seen a hells angel out with out a man .

Look at that fat chicken head out looking for a man to support him and his chicken head gang.

by Foe of the fowl chicken heads January 8, 2010

13 minutes to chicken

When you are waiting in a fried chicken shop at midnight and the chicken is not quite done this is the cry that will go up.

Cashier: I am sorry madam the chicken is not quite ready yet.
Woman: And approximately how long will it be?
Cashier: About 13 minutes to chicken.
Woman: in outrage TIRTEEN MINUTE TO CHICKAN!!!

by Olumide Majekodunmi December 1, 2008

fresh young chicken

A pre-teen girl that has potential to be really hot.

Me: "Hey man, do you see that fresh young chicken over there?"

Someone else: "Yeah dude, I'd fuck the shit out of that 12 year old. Who cares?"

by Ace of Bassa July 30, 2006