bestest bean

To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.

Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: They’re my bestest bean on the planet. They’re pretty damn cool.

by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020

Beans

Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.

Ass: farts

Me: I ate beans earlier!!!!

by MARGRET MARY July 12, 2017

Bean

My cat

Bean is queen

by Imaweirdolmao November 14, 2018

bean buzzer

Electronic device that stimulates the bean between the female legs.

I accidentally stumbled on my daughter’s bean buzzer. I told her pack that shit up!

by Bunger13 September 29, 2022

single bean

when everyone you know is in a relationship and your the only one without a person.

Everyone: Omd we've been dating for ages

That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone

by ThAt_AnNoyMuS_USeR August 28, 2020

BEANS

a holesome substace known for its randomness and memes.

ME AND THE BOYS AT 3AM LOOKIN FOR BEANS

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

beans

means that everything is cool, chill, or good.

"hey, sorry about that man, super not beans of me"
"don't worry bro, it's all beans"

by gabagool.club January 18, 2020