An affliction where a patient uses "friend zone" unironically.
The patient sees friendships with people of sexual appeal as a failure.
In fact, this is actually a symptom of a number of other hidden problems (failure to meet new people regularly, failure to negotiate sexuality in an upfront way, failure to enjoy the sorts of people one is interested in sleeping with, and so on)
The patient sees friendships with people of sexual appeal as a failure.
In fact, this is actually a symptom of a number of other hidden problems (failure to meet new people regularly, failure to negotiate sexuality in an upfront way, failure to enjoy the sorts of people one is interested in sleeping with, and so on)
A: "Someone I know isn't giving me sex. I mean, I haven't been upfront, because I fear even polite rejection... But the only thing I want from them is sex, and they're the only person I am going to meet this year. Please, help me get out of the friend zone!"
B: "That's your problem: you've got friend zone syndrome."
B: "That's your problem: you've got friend zone syndrome."
by Openly sexual nice guy September 13, 2012
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You think about it over and over again, like a broken record would play the same part of a song over and over again.
You think about it over and over again, like a broken record would play the same part of a song over and over again.
She couldn't stop thinking about the boy she liked, so she came to the conclusion that she had Broken Record Syndrome.
by kjshdfkljsf May 27, 2008
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Reminiscent of playing car racing video games in shops when you were a kid with no money, but still vigorously manipuating the steering wheel and enjoying the ride, as the text "Insert Coin" flashes continuously.
Reminiscent of playing car racing video games in shops when you were a kid with no money, but still vigorously manipuating the steering wheel and enjoying the ride, as the text "Insert Coin" flashes continuously.
DUANE: "C'mon guys! One big push and we'll all get this last bit done!"
MARK: "Why's Duane from management holding a clipboard and talking at us? We all know what we're doing and we're ahead of schedule anyway. He's just justifying his payrise."
JOHN: "Nah he's not that clever, he's got insert coin syndrome."
MARK: "Why's Duane from management holding a clipboard and talking at us? We all know what we're doing and we're ahead of schedule anyway. He's just justifying his payrise."
JOHN: "Nah he's not that clever, he's got insert coin syndrome."
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Get the Open Leg Syndrome mug.The belief that "all men are misogynistic," that "all white people are racist," that "all cisgender people are transphobic," etc. Gross stereotyping.
Person 1: "That girl said I'm homophobic because I'm cisgender!"
Person 2: "Damn, that's a case of "Milo Stewart" Syndrome
Person 2: "Damn, that's a case of "Milo Stewart" Syndrome
by jranthony98 October 17, 2016
Get the "Milo Stewart" Syndrome mug.when someone get's quiet for a period of time because they don't quite know how to or want to respond to a comment or set of comments in a text or IM conversation. Hush Mouth Syndrome is this followed by a sudden change in topic
Guy: let's go to the movies this weekend
Girl: OK
Guy: what do you want to see
Girl: how about the new Twilight movie
10 Minutes of Hush Mouth Syndrome later
Guy: so how about those sorry azz cowboys
Girl: OK
Guy: what do you want to see
Girl: how about the new Twilight movie
10 Minutes of Hush Mouth Syndrome later
Guy: so how about those sorry azz cowboys
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Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.
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