An affliction where a patient uses "friend zone" unironically.
The patient sees friendships with people of sexual appeal as a failure.
In fact, this is actually a symptom of a number of other hidden problems (failure to meet new people regularly, failure to negotiate sexuality in an upfront way, failure to enjoy the sorts of people one is interested in sleeping with, and so on)
The patient sees friendships with people of sexual appeal as a failure.
In fact, this is actually a symptom of a number of other hidden problems (failure to meet new people regularly, failure to negotiate sexuality in an upfront way, failure to enjoy the sorts of people one is interested in sleeping with, and so on)
A: "Someone I know isn't giving me sex. I mean, I haven't been upfront, because I fear even polite rejection... But the only thing I want from them is sex, and they're the only person I am going to meet this year. Please, help me get out of the friend zone!"
B: "That's your problem: you've got friend zone syndrome."
B: "That's your problem: you've got friend zone syndrome."
by Openly sexual nice guy September 13, 2012
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Get the Open Leg Syndrome mug.Snide Face Syndrome, or simply Snide Face, is an acute condition that occurs when meeting an acquaintance after a long period of absence and lack of contact.
SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.
This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.
This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
Old acquaintance: "Hello there...Sorry, I've forgotten your name."
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*
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Get the Snide Face Syndrome mug.when someone get's quiet for a period of time because they don't quite know how to or want to respond to a comment or set of comments in a text or IM conversation. Hush Mouth Syndrome is this followed by a sudden change in topic
Guy: let's go to the movies this weekend
Girl: OK
Guy: what do you want to see
Girl: how about the new Twilight movie
10 Minutes of Hush Mouth Syndrome later
Guy: so how about those sorry azz cowboys
Girl: OK
Guy: what do you want to see
Girl: how about the new Twilight movie
10 Minutes of Hush Mouth Syndrome later
Guy: so how about those sorry azz cowboys
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Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.
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Get the Candy Cane Syndrome mug.The belief that "all men are misogynistic," that "all white people are racist," that "all cisgender people are transphobic," etc. Gross stereotyping.
Person 1: "That girl said I'm homophobic because I'm cisgender!"
Person 2: "Damn, that's a case of "Milo Stewart" Syndrome
Person 2: "Damn, that's a case of "Milo Stewart" Syndrome
by jranthony98 October 17, 2016
Get the "Milo Stewart" Syndrome mug.A theory of multiple victimization using the "cycle of violence" and learned helplessness to explain the development of a psychological problem in women who are repeatedly abused by their husbands.
The person becomes depressed and unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to escape the abuse.
The person becomes depressed and unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to escape the abuse.
I think he's suffering from Battered Wife Syndrome. He is a timid person, unable to think for himself and is tentative about making any decision for fear of being verbally or physically attacked.
by Joe from the OC March 18, 2011
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