Dick On The Shelf

Dick On The Shelf or D.O.T.S refers to a strategy girls use when their relationship falls through or their routine dick appointmentgoes south on them. This commonly occurs when the guy is not hip enough to realize that he's been put on the back burner until she has use for him. Until then, he will not hear from said female because she's "busy".

Buddy 1: Weird thing just happened. This girl that I haven't heard from in weeks just waved to me on Facebook because I'm nearby.
Buddy 2: Yeah her F.W.B just ended and you're her Dick On The Shelf
Buddy 1: Dick on the shelf ?
Buddy 2: Yup, D.O.T.S homie.

by Syrpgangwaffuldaeus August 3, 2018

Benning a dick

The act of fucking a canine skull, usually a wolfskull

Person one - "yo, you hear that dude who shot a wolf and took its skeleton"
Person 2 - "I bet hes benning a dick"

by supermegafan6969 May 13, 2019

Bag of Dick’s

A take-out order of delicious burgers from Seattle fast-food restaurant chain Dick’s Drive-In.

Honey, let’s skip the dishes and pick up a bag of Dick’s.

by Tommy Lasordid April 23, 2020

Mayo Dick

The Term Mayo Dick is that similar to the term Ketchup Dick as it relates to firefighters. A mayo dick on the other hand is typically a Burned out EMT, Paramedic or First Responder. A typical mayo dick is an individual who feels Fire Departments are pointless and waste taxpayer dollars to have shiny new trucks and fancy gear. Most mayo dicks feel EMS is the only public service that should be funded by municipalities. A mayo dick will typically be white and jiggly and have done the bare minimum when it comes to exercise. You can often times find a mayo dick sitting with their feet up in a lazy chair getting off to the shows Trauma, Live Fire or night watch.

I had the worst shift today. My MAYO DICK of a partner complained the entire day about Fire.

by Ilovecats99 April 7, 2022

Chip and Dick

When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.

Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.

by SomeFuckingLoser May 25, 2018

Dick Urban

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.

They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.

by tirtle June 18, 2018

Dick Wrink

A shortened version of the commonly used insult "penis wrinkle". For when there is not enough time to heavily insult more than one person.

Wade: Dude, you are a dick wrink. And you, are also a dick wrink. Actually, you're all dick wrinks.

by Wrinkless Penis May 21, 2011